Animal Farm

They call it torture. They say it doesn’t work. What they don’t know is… they’re stupid. Most of them don’t eat any protein. It really suppresses the mental process.

So what they call torture is now no longer usable, even illegal, and our CIA and military are now hogtied, unable to collect intelligence. The claim that it doesn’t work is a fatal flaw, because we now know that Los Angeles was spared from a similar attack that occurred in NYC and Washington.

Water boarding is scary, but does NOT hurt, and has no lasting mental damage (unlike the no protein diet). It’s not torture (unlike the no protein diet).

Hey, Janeane! Godawfulhole! Let’s try a couple of tactics you may call torture and see how they work for you. The first one, five Al Qaeda guys hold you down while two more hold a dull saw to your throat and commence to rip. When they get done, a U.S. military man comes in to do the second, that being to throw a bug on your carcass.

Now tell me again… which one is torture?