You might be a Communist…
Foxwood here. Not Foxworthy. Don’t get us confused. I don’t do redneck jokes, tho that guy is really funny. I was with some friends Sunday night on the Voting Female blog and someone called my Foxworthy.
-Foxwood-
Foxworthy? Must of been watchin’ some southern humor.
You might be a Communist if you use a sickle to cut your steak.
-samhenry-
did not mean to post that FOX, slip of the mouse.
-Foxwood-
slip of the mouse?
slip of the tongue?
slip of the mousy tongue (Mao Tse-Tung)?
You might be a Communist if your doctor says your prostate’s not big enough to use for a rat trap yet.
You might be a Communist if your wife says your wages can’t afford a condom. NO SEX FOR YOU!
You might be a Communist if your boss says you’re on a non paid vacation till Beijing picks up the tab.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if a troop of Girl Scouts earned their merit badge for defending democracy by kicking your ass.
You might be a Communist if you don’t mind being poor and miserable so long as everyone else is too.
You might be a Communist if just the mention of Sarah Palin’s name sends shivers of fear down your spine.
You might be a Communist if you’re offended by these “if you’re a Communist” lines.
-Foxwood-
Good one, VF!
You might be a Communist if your brother uses your bed in the day time, while you use it at night. Make sure the sock is on the door knob.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if Chairman Mao is right up there in your book with Sister Teresa as Political Philosophers go. ‘just sayin’
-Foxwood-
You might be a Communist if you think the government is your friend and you tell on your parents for praying to God.
You might be a Communist if your Facebook page background pic is of Che Geurrera.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if you are a member of the Congressional Black Caucus and vacation at Fidel’s villa in Cuba on the Tapayer’s Dollar.
-Foxwood-
EW! Good one!
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if you give your children Che Guevara tee shirts as a “holiday” gift on Dec 25th, so long as it is made in the People’s Republic of China.
-samhenry-
You might be a communist if you think everyone should have the same clothes on each day and its not parochial school (spelling?
-VotingFemale-
ohhh I think we found a new game! hahahaha
Foxwood says:
EW! Good one!
-Foxwood-
You might be a Communist if you went to Cuba and your t-shirt says, “I went to Cuba and all I got was this t-shirt with a picture of Fidel’s brother on it”.
-samhenry-
you might be a communist if this is on your top 10…
Soviet National Anthem
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if Obama Joker Posters offend you.
hey samhenry! Good one!
Good One Foxwood!
-Foxwood-
you might be a communist if your wife says “I need an abortion, your next son is a girl”.
-samhenry-
You might be a communist if you burn concord grapes you are trying to cook. Then you try to serve it to you family with a little sour cream as borscht sp) I can’t believe I just burned the grapes!
You might be a Communist if Lennin’s tomb is your idea of a rendezvous with your lover ew.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if you think Nancy Pelosi is not left enough to suit you.
-samhenry-
You might be a communist with a problem if you think the soup of burned grapes I serve is in fact borscht.
-Foxwood-
You might be a Communist if the only woman you’ve ever known was your mother.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if you declare war on FOX News for explaining what a freekin’ Communist you are.
-samhenry-
You might be a communist if you think Hillary is not doing a good job.
You might be a communist if you are lucky enough to go to CNN Sunday morning and then have taped interview you do is gently worked into the programming throught the rest of the morning. Rham E. is so lucky.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if you know how to spell pola-terriot and bouz-wah-zee.
-samhenry-
You might be a Communist if you think that my friend’s cat named Chairman Meow was named after a dead chinaman.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a communist if your name is Jeanane Garafolo and you don’t shave your legs or brush your teeth and have more tattoos than a member of the Aryan Brotherhood.
-samhenry-
LOL cat – I pronounce both that way when I have had an extra glass of red wine.
You may be a communist if you have saved your Mao Jacket from the 60s to pass down to your Chinese niece.
-Foxwood-
You might be a Communist if you think Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Karl were all brothers.
-samhenry-
Good one FOX
You might be a communist if you think neocon kills rats.
-Foxwood-
LMAO at both of you!
-samhenry-
You might be a communist if you like your egg rolls fwied.
-VotingFemale-
You might be a Communist if you light up the Empire State building in yellow and red in commemoration of the 60th anniversary of Chairman Mao’s Revolution.
such re-marx tisk tisk lol
Foxwood says
You might be a Communist if you think Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Karl were all brothers.
dang! hate to run! this is making me laugh sooo darn much!
smooches, Patriots!
zzzzz time!
-Foxwood-
Poor rat!
You might be a Communist if you think the drink black russian is Berry Obutthole.
Alinsky’s rule 5, Ridicule, is one of my favorites. The best part, it’s fun to impliment. The Radicals can dish it out, but when you turn it on them, they cry like babies. If you would like to check out the exchange, visit Voting Female’s blog. Please also visit good friend SamHenry’s blog.
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