Eulogy for Uncle Teddy
Am I glad Hitler is dead? Yes. Am I glad Stalin is dead? Yes. I’m I glad Mao is dead? Yes. So why would I not be glad Uncle Ted is dead? You Commie libs look at him as a savior of the poor and want to soak the rich to pay for it. What a bunch of hippocratic dicks. Uncle Ted is one of the elite rich bastards you complain about. He inherited his riches. Stupid fucks.
His father got rich by bootlegging booze during prohibition. He was a criminal. You can google and wiki Joe Kennedy and find he wanted to talk with Hitler to compromise World War Two.
Now we find Uncle Ted worked with the USSR to try to bring Reagan policies down. The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. Commie bastard. I know you won’t use Fox News search to find that one. Ignorance is bliss.
Everyone talks about “No child left behind”. He worked with Bush to push this one though. I don’t care that he worked with Bush on it, it was bad. Children don’t get failed but every three years. I know this because I live next door to a teacher who gives me the poop on the school system, you failed morons.
Let’s talk about Chappaquiddick. Mary Jo Kopechne was found with no water in her lungs. Could be she was dead before she was drove in the drink. Could be she was going to stop his Presidential run. Well, she did anyway. No matter how you look at this one, he was stupid/evil for it.
Payback is hell, shitheads. You criticized Ronald Reagan after he died. May the devil roast Teddy’s soul in hell after the worms eat his flesh. Good riddance. Ptht!